Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Oilers v. Blue Jackets - Exodus 20:1-6

And God spoke all these words:

"I am Yahweh your God, who brought you out of the WHA, out of the greedy hands of the EIG. You shall have no other teams before me. You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of a Blue Jacket or a Coyote or a Shark. You shall not write a blog about them or otherwise follow them at the expense of my chosen people; for I, Yahweh your God, am a jealous God, treating the children of those who forsake me as Flames fans to the third and fourth generation but showing love to a thousand generations of those who love me and keep my commandments."

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